Top Ten New Years Resolutions to Make You Laugh

The Best New Years Resolutions 2017

They can be frustrating, when we don’t keep them, or

they can be funny and make you laugh.

Here are the Top Ten funny (real) resolutions that people have made.

  1. I promise to buy a brand new scale, because my mind keeps reading the same old numbers.
  2. Never again will I fall for the cute guy/girl with the dark past.
  3. I will stop telling my potential employees that I have trouble with the authorities
  4. I will only eat white snow from now on.
  5. I will put an end to procrastination, starting tomorrow.
  6. Every time I type a smiley face I will actually laugh out loud.
  7. I will drive by the fitness center at least once a week to pay my respects.
  8. I will use my treadmill for something other than a coat hanger.
  9. My New Years resolve is to make better bad decisions.
  10. I don’t have any New Years Resolutions.  You don’t need them when you are perfect!

And if you decide resolutions are a thing of the past…

If you want something NEW for New Years…

Then go check out the New Years Night Mix.

What’s a Night Mix?!

Check it out Here:  Night Mix